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remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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