can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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