yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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