dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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