You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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