I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
