Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
