Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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