i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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