smell my finger.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
