I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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