I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize