My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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