it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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