i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
