you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Randomize