She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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