Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
