p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
