Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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