My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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