thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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