so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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