You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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