you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
are you so shy because you have an std?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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