I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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