Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
