fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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