New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Randomize
