I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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