he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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