butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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