I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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