Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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