NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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