please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
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dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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