walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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