So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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