I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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