The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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