And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Dignity is for republicans.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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