the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
bring money and cleavage
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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