Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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