I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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