Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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