So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
