So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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