how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
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