i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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