thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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