that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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