Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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