I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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