There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Randomize
