New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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