K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
What a dumb baby whore.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
so much tequila, so little girl.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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