Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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